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超级大胖子金斯教授（艾迪•墨菲 Eddie Murphy 饰演）虽然学术高明，心地善良，但因为体型问题一直成为大家的笑柄。直到有一天，金斯教授发现自己研制的新药成功了，这种药水能改变小白鼠的DNA，使其体重减轻，似乎金斯教授就要迎来自己的新生活了。 金斯教授一直钟情于化学教员的卡洛小姐（贾达•萍克•史密斯 Jada Pinkett Smith 饰），一次约她到俱乐部吃饭时，金斯教授又因为体型问题被主持人瑞基嘲笑而令他在女伴面前抬不起头。回去以后，金斯教授决定喝下自己研制的新药。喝下药水后，奇迹发生了，金斯教授变成了放荡无耻、阴险狡猾的瘦子毕地。幸好药水时效有限，一定时间后毕地又变回了金斯教授。为了在卡洛面前抬得起头，金斯教授一次又一次的喝下了药水……。逆境觉醒，降魔封神！叶辰，曾是荣耀的少家主，却被家族抛弃，在矿场苦熬三年，九死一生间他唤醒了沉睡的上古神兽驺吾，并获得绝世功法《噬天诀》，从一名卑微矿工蜕变为天命所归的气运之子，肩负起拯救天下苍生的重任！。Eburi is a 36 year-old man. Nothing enthuses him any more. While being drunk, he promises to contribute a story to a magazine. When he sobers down, he decides to write about the life of a salaried employee like himself who is very ordinary, not particularly talented. The following is his story: In 1949, Eburi gets married to Natsuko. His monthly salary is 8,000 yen and hers 4,000 yen. Therefore, both have to work to support themselves. Eburi has developed a habituIl tendency to pester around when he gets drunk. One year after their marriage, son Shosuke is born. In 1959, Eburi's mother dies in despair of her husband who has become listless due to the several ups and downs of gaining big profits and going bankrupt. His father is still alive and Eburi is enable to find a way to pay his father's debts. He is doubtful if he can make his wife and child happy. Nevertheless, he has somehow managed to survive so far, living in one of the houses at the employee housing quarters. He gives the title "The Elegant Life of Mr. Everyman" to his story of half novel and half essay style. When it is published, it receives the Naoki Literary Prize (the award given in memory of popular writer Naoki Sanjugo). At a party to celebrate his award, he gets drunk and pesters around. Notes The film is based on a novel written in the style of an essay under the same title by Yamaguchi Hitomi, depicting everyday life of a man categorized as "During-the-war Generation" who spent school days during the war and get married to start new life in the struggling post-war era. "Everyman" in the title means an average salaried employee who makes up an overwhelming majority of the city population in Japan, and "The Elegant Life" indicates sarcasm on betterment of the standard of living of ordinary salaried employees accompanied with Japan's economic growth after only a decade from the destroyed post-war period. As depicted in the film, the author Yamaguchi Hitomi was awarded the Naoki Literature Prize for this story. When he established himself well enough to become independent, he quit working as a salaried employee. Director Okamoto Kihachi and the leading actor Kobayashi Keiju belong to the same generation as the author. Exploiting innovative effects such as inserting animation sequences, the film humorously presents compassion of a middle-aged salaried employee. Kobayashi Keiju, who was originally noted for his excellent portrayal of salaried employee, won the best leading actor award of the Mainichi Film Contest for his superb performance in this picture.。